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Etiquette and Basics Every Fuzoku First-Timer Should Know

A rundown of the basic manners and pitfalls for anyone about to use a fuzoku shop for the first time. Read this and you'll avoid the big mistakes.

Etiquette and Basics Every Fuzoku First-Timer Should Know
Elon
ElonEverybody's nervous before their first time. I was too. I had no clue what to talk about or how far things could go, and one time I paced around outside the hotel for nearly half an hour before going in. But once you're through the door, she's a pro and she'll lead the whole thing. The best strategy is simply not to overthink it.

Introduction

You hear it all the time: "Fuzoku is scary," "I won't know what to do." (Fuzoku is Japan's licensed adult-entertainment business.)

The truth is, nail the basics and most of these places are easy and fun.

Today I've put together the bare minimum a beginner needs to know.

What to Check Before You Book

  • The pricing structure (most shops are no-honban, i.e. no intercourse)
  • How session length and extensions work
  • Understand that the photos and the real thing won't always match
Elon
ElonAlways, always confirm the price. Nothing kills the mood faster than "wow, that was more than I thought." Option fees especially often don't show up in reviews, so the fastest move is to just ask straight out when you book by phone: "Is XYZ an extra charge?" A shop that answers you clearly is a shop you can trust. Watch out for any front desk that gives you a vague non-answer.

Etiquette on the Day

Cleanliness Is Non-Negotiable

Showering before you go is the bare minimum. Mind your breath, too.

Elon
ElonThis is the one thing I'll shout from the rooftops: a client with no sense of hygiene will absolutely get written up in the girls' notes. The information-sharing between cast members is way tighter than you'd imagine — "watch out for that guy, he's XYZ" gets passed around constantly. And "he was a sweetheart" gets shared too. A clean, polite client gets treated differently at every shop he walks into. That's a fact I've felt in my bones over ten years of doing this.

No Haggling

Demanding honban (intercourse), strong-arming for tips, haggling over price — never do any of these. If you want smooth service, the best play is just to enjoy yourself like a normal person.

Respect the Clock

If you want an extension, say so early. Refusing to wrap up when your time is over is a classic way to generate complaints.

Tips for Picking a Shop

  1. Do your homework on review sites: real customers' voices are worth a lot
  2. How to read the photos: pay attention to the gap between profile shots and costume shots
  3. Gauge the vibe from the phone call: steer clear of shops with an arrogant front desk
Elon
ElonBeginners especially should pick a shop with attentive service. The one I keep going back to in Saitama, **[First Class Ruby](https://www.tfr-ruby.com/top/)**, will politely ask you right there on the phone, even on a first visit: "What kind of mood are you hoping for today?" Shops like that rarely miss. Don't blow your first time on a bad shop — choose carefully. My rule of judging a place by the first words out of the front desk hasn't changed to this day.

Wrap-Up

Treat her with respect and she'll happily take good care of you. The main thing is to build an environment where you can relax and have a good time.