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Missionary Is King at Soaplands: The Positions Soap Girls Love (and Hate)

Missionary is the most popular position at soaplands, and here's a rundown of the positions soap girls love and hate, explained by Taniguchi, who has 20-plus years in the fuzoku world, drawing on firsthand experience.

Missionary Is King at Soaplands: The Positions Soap Girls Love (and Hate)

"Missionary Is King at Soaplands: The Positions Soap Girls Love (and Hate)" — some people hear that and know exactly what I mean, and some don't. Either way, stick around.

I'm 42 and still out there working the floor of this world, so I'll lay it out from a real-world point of view.

Why This Topic Matters

Information about fuzoku (Japan's licensed adult-entertainment business) is surprisingly disorganized. Beginners especially end up not even knowing where to start digging.

Elon
ElonAfter the phimosis surgery and the pearl implants, I've got this confidence now that "everything's in place." My range in the room widened, sure, but the psychological ease is on a whole different level. To anyone agonizing over getting work done: "Do it, zero regrets."

What This Actually Means

In a word: whether you know it or not changes the quality of the experience.

Elon
Elon42, single, living alone. When nearly your whole paycheck disappears into fuzoku, you naturally develop an eye for it. Not a brag, not a regret — just stating it as fact.

I'm putting the essence of 20 years of accumulated knowledge down here.

Last Word

Elon
ElonOn what the girls really think, I got to hear it straight from a friend who used to work as a cast member. "The client who acts like he's enjoying himself is the most appreciated." "Haggling over price is the worst." Obvious stuff, but it lands harder once someone puts it into words.

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