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A Must-Read for Working Girls: How to Self-Check and Beat Bad Breath, and What Causes It

A must-read for working girls on self-checking and beating bad breath, plus what causes it, broken down by Elon, who's spent 20-plus years in the trade.

A Must-Read for Working Girls: How to Self-Check and Beat Bad Breath, and What Causes It

"A must-read for working girls: how to self-check and beat bad breath, and what causes it" — some people hear that and instantly get it, others don't.

I'm 42 and still working the floor in this world, so I'll lay it out from a real, on-the-ground point of view.

Why this topic matters

Information about fuzoku (Japan's licensed adult-entertainment business) is surprisingly disorganized. Beginners especially end up not even knowing where to start looking.

Elon
ElonHaving gone through phimosis surgery and a pearl implant, I now carry a real confidence that I'm "fully prepared." It widened the range of what I can do, sure, but the bigger difference is the psychological ease. To anyone agonizing over getting work done: I can say "no regrets."

What this actually means

In a word: whether you know it or not completely changes the quality of the experience.

Elon
ElonForty-two, single, living alone. When nearly your whole paycheck disappears into fuzoku, you naturally develop an eye for quality. Not a brag, not a regret — I'm just putting it down as fact.

What I've written here is the essence of knowledge I built over 20 years.

Last word

Elon
ElonFor the girls' real feelings, I got to hear it straight from a friend who used to work as a cast member. "The customer who looks like he's genuinely enjoying himself is the most appreciated." "Haggling over the price is the worst." Obvious stuff, but put into words it hits home.

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