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Warabi Soapland: Big Busts

A breakdown of Warabi soaplands and big busts, from Taniguchi's 20-plus years of firsthand experience.

Warabi Soapland: Big Busts

"Warabi soapland, big busts" — some people hear that phrase and immediately get it, and some don't.

I'm 42 and still walking the floor in this world, so I'm going to lay it out from a real, ground-level point of view.

Why this topic matters

Information about fuzoku (Japan's licensed adult-entertainment business) is surprisingly disorganized. Beginners especially tend to end up not even knowing where to start looking.

Elon
ElonI don't aim to conquer every soapland in the country, but I've made the rounds of the "signature soaplands" in each region. My conclusion: "service quality and cleanliness don't correlate." There are bargain joints with downright divine service.

What this actually means

In a word: "whether you know it or not changes the quality of the experience."

Elon
Elon42, single, living alone. When nearly your whole paycheck disappears into fuzoku, you naturally develop "an eye" for it. That's not a brag and it's not regret — I'm just putting it down as a fact.

What I'm writing here is the essence of the knowledge I've built up over 20 years.

To wrap up

Elon
ElonAfter foreskin surgery and a pearl implant, I now have the confidence of being "fully prepared." My range in play has obviously widened, and the psychological breathing room is on a whole different level. To anyone agonizing over getting work done: I can say "do it, no regrets."

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